"Earli in the Mornin" - by Trundle Roundbottom, Hobbit Ministrel (aka Scott Rollins)

What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
Earli in the Mornin.

Shave his beard with a rusty razor!
Shave his beard with a rusty razor!
Shave his beard with a rusty razor!
Earli in the Mornin.

Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Earli in the Mornin.

What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
Earli in the Mornin.

Stuff him in a beer barrel!
Stuff him in a beer barrel!
Stuff him in a beer barrel!
Earli in the Mornin.

Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Earli in the Mornin.

What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
Earli in the Mornin.

Put him in bed with the King's Daughter!
Put him in bed with the King's Daughter!
Put him in bed with the King's Daughter!
Earli in the Mornin.

Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Earli in the Mornin.

What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
Earli in the Mornin.

Tell the priest they wish to marry!
Tell the priest they wish to marry!
Tell the priest they wish to marry!
Earli in the Mornin.

Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Earli in the Mornin.

What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
Earli in the Mornin.

Tell the King about his Daughter!
Tell the King about his Daughter!
Tell the King about his Daughter!
Earli in the Mornin.

Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Earli in the Mornin.

What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
Earli in the Mornin.

Dunk him in the river till he's sober!
Dunk him in the river till he's sober!
Dunk him in the river till he's sober!
Earli in the Mornin.

Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Down, down, down they tunnel.
Earli in the Mornin.

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